Our Story
We built the clitoral toy the world needed.
Thelemonadulttoy began as a genuine need: every lemon vibrator on the market felt designed for someone else. Harsh, loud, uninspiring, forgettable. So we set out — alongside sexologists, gynecologists, and 200 testers — to craft the lemon clitoral vibrator we wanted.
A whisper, by design
The first prototype was far too loud. The second didn't feel right against skin. The third had the proper sound — 33 dB, quieter than a library — but the wrong form. We reworked the silicone tooling four times before we released a single unit.
We understand what's at stake when a body-safe device fails: not just disappointment, but a quiet kind of shame that the pleasure industry has profited from for decades. We wanted Thelemonadulttoy to be the complete opposite of that.
What we've made together
Lems shipped
Verified reviews
Average rating
Whisper quiet
Body-safe silicone
Testers, year one
Designed with experts. Tested with people.
Every Thelemonadulttoy product is co-developed with a five-person scientific board: two sexologists, a board-certified gynecologist, a materials chemist, and an industrial designer. We pay our testers. We never use generic language. The reviews on this site are unedited.
What we will not compromise on
Body-safe materials, no exceptions
Medical-grade platinum-cured silicone, free from phthalates, BPA, and latex. We publish the full material disclosure on every product page.
Quiet by design
If you can hear it through a closed door, we don't ship it. Our motors are tuned in an acoustic chamber, not approximated in CAD.
Honest packaging
Discreet on the outside, beautiful on the inside. No glossy promises. No language we wouldn't use in person.
A real warranty
Two years. No fine print. If it stops working, we replace it — no diagnostic, no shipping label drama.
Pleasure is not a luxury. It's a basic, body-deep right — and the products that serve it should be held to medical standards. That's the whole story.